Water Bill

What do you suppose happens to your water bill when you leave the sprinkler on in your garden and your front lawn all night long? Let's say from 8pm ish until 7am ish. Just a hypothetical...

Fresh Breasts

I just heard a commercial on Sirius for a product called Fresh Breasts to deal with the issue of sweaty breasts. Hmmm...I didn't realize this problem was so prevalent that it required it's on specific product. Couldn't a little baby powder handle this situation? The website domain they are paying for is called www.sofreshsodry.com. I find this fascinating. The product is described as helping women who suffer from "perspiration and chafing under their breasts and in their cleavage area".

By the way...their brother product is called Fresh Balls. Please go to their website to see the polished lady that is giving her sales pitch with a very serious and professional voice for both Fresh Breasts and Balls. Please PLEASE let her become a famous actress one day so that I can look back at this and laugh my ass off.

You just can't make this shit up.

Airport Cell Phone Lot

I went to pick Joe up at the airport on Saturday night and was annoyed that I had to keep circling the terminals. I guess it's a good thing that there are cops everywhere, but it's irritating that you can't at least hover in your car at Arrivals. That is until I discovered the Cell Phone Lot! Is this new or has this been around for awhile??? I assumed, correctly, that it's a lot just adjacent to the terminals where you can hover until your person arrives. As usual, I was happy just sitting there listening to Stern while I waited. You can only be there for 30 minutes and you can only idle for 5 minutes, but that's ok. I suppose unless it's in the middle of super cold spell, it doesn't really matter. Joe got his bag and called me and I was at his terminal in less than 5 minutes. Cool!

Snow. In October.

On Thursday, October 16th, we awoke to snow. I had heard it raining in the early morning hours when I was up with Kelly, but snow????? Add this to the list of ridiculous shit prior to Halloween. Another such item is Christmas Decorations being out in the stores. Now I have to schedule my annual way-earlier-than-holiday-shopping-shopping-trip so that I can enjoy picking out some things for my kids before the insanity of this over-marketed, way-too-pushy, road-rage, irritating holiday season actually begins.

By the way, it snowed again last night in case you didn't happen to see the Patriots pound Tennessee last night 59-0, I think. We do a nice job in unexpected, crappy weather. They had no chance really. We also had to drive home in that snow last night from Maine. More on that later when I can get my pictures posted.

What is the Deal with Drs Lately???

The kids dentist is booking in APRIL right now. APRIL. What the F???? Tried to also change my annual physical in Sept....booking in late DECEMBER. Seriously??? Had to wait 4 months for my dermatologist this summer. Is something going on other than the massive health care crisis? What, is it b/c Doctors don't make the money they used to? Is it b/c Doctors can't afford malpractice insurance anymore? Unbelievable pain in the ass.