Fresh Breasts

I just heard a commercial on Sirius for a product called Fresh Breasts to deal with the issue of sweaty breasts. Hmmm...I didn't realize this problem was so prevalent that it required it's on specific product. Couldn't a little baby powder handle this situation? The website domain they are paying for is called www.sofreshsodry.com. I find this fascinating. The product is described as helping women who suffer from "perspiration and chafing under their breasts and in their cleavage area".

By the way...their brother product is called Fresh Balls. Please go to their website to see the polished lady that is giving her sales pitch with a very serious and professional voice for both Fresh Breasts and Balls. Please PLEASE let her become a famous actress one day so that I can look back at this and laugh my ass off.

You just can't make this shit up.