Animals Tangled in the Hair

I must be the only person who hasn't heard that bats can be attracted to humans hair and can get tangled up in it. A couple of people told me stories so of course I had a nightmare last night about chipmunks burrowing in my hair and me having to shave it. Today I'm sporting a classic 70's Diana Ross hairdo thanks to the New England humidity and all this crappy rain so maybe buzzing it all off wouldn't be such a bad thing...