Rory-isms

"Mommy says I'm NOT A NERD. Mommy says I'm her love. YOU'RE a nerd."
"Rory, do you know what a nerd is?"
"Yes, Mommy. It a person who cleans up after you."
"I don't clean up after anyone. I'm not a nerd. Shelaghs a nerd."

Or, my favorite lately, when there is chaos going on...
"STOP THE MADNESS" with both hands up in the air. He claims he got that one from his preschool teacher. He didn't get it from me...I'm not that coherent by the time the chaos is that bad.